水土不服

3 weeks after returning into the arms of my motherland, I learnt one major lesson....

Asparagus and durians TOGETHER are a lethal combination.

Eat them together and you risk losing everything u ingest from the mouth out from both ends. You would even start to recognise every single marks/scratches on the cistern. There are 3 significantly noticeable ones on mine - I've named them Peter, Bruce, and Pipi (pun alert).

我终于明白，什么是吃什么，拉什么的意思了。

To all friends: Sorry that I hadn't announced my return, let me settle down first, unpack the 20+ boxes, lose some weight, diminish the spots on my face, then let's arrange for a good meetup. Yes I'm a hopeless vainpot.